[ akami ] ~ Pip Boy 3000

Today I got my Pip Boy 3000! It has buttons and makes noises and all manner of shiny things.

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Little bit alternative, little bit too cool for school. Casual Retro.

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[ akami ] ~ Halloween Fashion Massacre

I couldn’t find a chainsaw for this outfit, but I’d like to say this before we go on… someone make one, because despite loving the Primitive Design baseball bat, I secretly wanted a chainsaw… or an axe. ^_^

But I digress, Maddox dared me one evening as he logged off to catch 5 minutes of sleep, to “look evil” by the time he got back. Well… I don’t know about evil, but I think I definitely hit the “unhealthy appetite for skinning inner-city students alive on their summer vacation breaks as they stumble innocently into my run-down hilly billy country house, where by I fashion them into nice lamp shades and other furnishings using various parts of their anatomy before eating that fat kid who was in the wheel chair” nail on the head.

Sorry about the mess… there was a fashion massacre.

Halloween costume.

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[ akami ] ~ The Guy all the Girls Want

I have an essay due in less than three hours, a football practice to attend, and a girlfriend who needs to go shopping… without me… damn my car. I’m in my underpants, in my bedroom, finishing off the last few sentences in a piece entitled “Using examples where appropriate, discuss the geographical growth of the American oil industry and how its imprint on foreign economic success has affected the access of automobiles among young people.” … exactly, I have no idea what it means either, but its nearly done, and I need to dress the part. I need casual, I need cool, practical but nothing fussy. Admittedly my options are limited due to the fact that last fortnight of frat parties has left half my clothing missing, or altered in colour. Get ready for the speediest rush to college you ever did see.

I am that guy. The one every girl wishes to go to the prom with. The one the coach pushes too hard, and the one the guys wish they could be…

… this is the College Corridor Heart Throb. Sporty, Casual school guy wear.

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[ akami ] ~ The British Connection

In my quest to find a decent suit, suitable [ oh the puns ] for a chap fit for any decent punk gig, I stumbled across a rather fetching hat from Kari… I instantly payed my lindens and sported it comfortably atop my proud shaven head, tilted back ever so slightly and wandered out of the shop chanting “engaaalaaaannddddddd!”. A few more visits to a few more stores and I was fit to walk the streets of London, pint in one hand, rolled cigarette in the other, and a classic Ian Dury tune hummed into the dying hours of a summer’s afternoon.

This… is The British Connection. Trendy nerd outfit.

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